This is the scaly stuff of nightmares.
According to the Broome County Humane Society, a 6' 5" Red Tail Boa Constrictor is slithering around somewhere on Binghamton's West side after escaping from its enclosure. No word on what exactly the female snake's name is (I think Helga works), but regardless it's pretty clear she's a big animal and one that many of us would prefer to not bump into.
If you see this monstrosity out exploring nature (she must love the warm weather), please contact Brian via email at firstname.lastname@example.org or phone (607) 222-6282
Photo Credit: Facebook - Broome County Humane Society