Why do Skeletons have low self-esteem?
- They have no body to love
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
- On blood Vessels
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
- For the Boos
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
- Mali-boo
When does a skeleton laugh?
- When something tickles his funny bone.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
- I'll have two beers and a mop.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
- At the casketeria.
Who does Dracula get letters from?
- His fang club.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
- Count Duckula