Family Friendly Halloween Jokes

posted by @ScottDoesRadio -

Why do Skeletons have low self-esteem?

  • They have no body to love

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

  • On blood Vessels

Why did the ghost go into the bar?         

  •  For the Boos

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

  •  Mali-boo

When does a skeleton laugh? 

  • When something tickles his funny bone.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?

  •  I'll have two beers and a mop.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

  • At the casketeria.

Who does Dracula get letters from? 

  • His fang club.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

  • Count Duckula

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